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                      |  |         |  |  __     |  |   <_  | Issue #:081
                     _|  |_       _|  |_|  |    |   \___/  | Date:08/19/96
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                   / _ /    ThE Lone Gunmen Presents:   \ _ \
                  | |                                      | |
                  | |            coke can bong             | |
                  | |          Written By: eScaPe          | |
                  | |                                      | |
                  | |      i do not encourage smokin       | |
                  | |          anything so there!          | |
                  |  \____________________________________/  |
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1: drink all of the coke of course, then rinse it with water and allow it
   to dry.

2: flatten the side of the can so that when you lay it on the opposite
   side it looks like this <diagram 1>
     /-----             -------\
    |       \          /        |
    |         \_______/         |
    *                           |
     \-------------------------/
     *-drink hole

3: poke tiny holes through the indented part, so tiny that shit won't fall
   through.

4: poke a giant hole through the bottom and back.

5: pour shit inta the indented part.  light it, and put your hands over the
   back and bottom and inhale.  then when you exhale it kinda helps a bit
   to keep it lit if you blow some of the smoke back in softly.

   ps this is info only, don't try it.

eScaPe
SAUCE00Coke can Bong                      eScaPe              ThE Lone Gunmen[TlG]19960819q
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