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                                     "Anti-Semetist Munkees,          
              And the Doodleboys who love them"                                                                       
                                                              
                                                     


-- ( pOrk #6 intro ) -----------------------------------------------------------
 no. i am not going to talk about jew-hating monkeys. Nor their sex slaves. But
 those  titles-that-have-nothing-to-do-with-the-zine  are pretty popular, so  i
 decided to jump on the bagwagon. w00w00! you know you ph34r.

 ok.. here comes something cool. <drum roll>

-- ( pOrk #6 definition of the month ) -----------------------------------------
 fornix (fr'niks) n., pl. for'nices (-n sz') [ModL. < L.,
 an arch] any of several anatomic arches or folds, such as
 the vault of the pharynx or the upper part of the vagina

 <Taken from _Webster's NewWorld Dictionary_, Second College Edition, (c)1980>

 fornix : area between mouth and throat, or pussy lips

 <Taken from _Trip's Oldschool Dictionary_, First Doodleboy Edition, (c)1995 >

-- ( pOrk #6 ascii section ) ---------------------------------------------------
 y0h0h0.  Here's my unbiased  (well, almost, sometimes  Satan tells me  what to
 choose) choices for top ascii pic for the month of 1195, and top 5 fonts.

-- ( screw that ) -------------------------------------------------------------

 only ascii packs that came out were wicked and trank. maybe next time.

-- ( sometimes i like to think i can fly ) ------------------------------------

 me too.

-- ( why are you talking to the headers!? ) -----------------------------------

i have no clue. its the in thing to do these days.

-- ( neeto skeeto top ten type thing ) ----------------------------------------

   Top 10 Reasons Why My Life Sucks <listed in reverse order for suspense>

      10. I sit around listening to vinyl all day. They went out in the 70s.
       9. I wrestle. Its a common known fact that all jocks are evil mockerys
          of all that is good and fuzzy. hate me.
       8. I'm listening to vinyl RIGHT NOW.
       7. Because I'm doing a top 10. top 10's are dumb.
       6. I have a Marilyn Manson patch stapled to my forehead. I'm obviously
          obsessed with a group full of sinners and child molesters. What kind
          of gawd-ph34ring d00dl3b0y am i?!
       5. Not only is it vinyl, its a Sub Pop collection. oooooooh.
       4. I did the line noise in here by hand. Really. I swear. Whatta life.
       3. That vinyl joke got old around #8.
       2. I sometimes like to pretend i am the munkee king, and dance wildly.
       1. 3y3 dr4w 4ns1!@@#E$%&#^*& ph34r m3@!#@$#$ PH34R M3!@@#$%&

-- ( that was pretty dumb Trip ) ----------------------------------------------

 but it gets me chicks.

 waitaminute. i'm not talking to dividers any more.

-- ( line noise, serving no purpose other than taking up space ) --------------

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-- ( w00! that was spiff trip ) -----------------------------------------------

thanks.  that took me about a week to type out with the # pad, so you better
like it. First person to tell me what part of my anotomy is mentioned in there
gets a free ascii.

-- ( how do i tell you i found it?! yer out in the boonfucks of arizona. ) ----

by vmb, of course. oh, i wanna point something out. that vmb misfit is so fond
of calling his, it's OURS. actually, its the apathy vmb. but we're the seniors,
so its OURS. capiche? i can't find the slip of paper i have with the #, so just
read pork 1-5, its in there somewhere.

-- ( what ya listenin to trip? ) ----------------------------------------------

<switching to a different record>

Mudhoney, on vinyl. My record player kicks all sorts of ass. It was my moms
when she was just a wee lass. Now its mine. Its a manual, i have to set the
needle myself. But it rocks. Vinyl sounds better than any other. cd, tape, 8-
track.. anything. vinyl kicks all of their ass.

-- ( ok, thats it trip. i'm sick of you. go away. ) ---------------------------

 k. hopefully, SOMEONE liked this. if not, well, screw you. eventually, every
 one will ph34r me. by the year 2000, i will be the US embassador to China. So
 there.

-- ( th th the thats all, folks ) ---------------------------------------------


  guys who do shit for pOrk :

                    misfit                 the big cheese
<listed in          cypherhex           not so big cheese
reverse order       scribble            not so big cheese
of leetness :>      trip                not so big cheese

-- (distros? )-----------------------------------------------------------------

                  board :                  zyzop guy:

                    alderaan                 mindcrime
                    avalon                   belial
                    birdhouse projekts       devine styler
                    erebus                   hooch
                    evil intentions          betrayer
                    illegal immigrants       trip
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