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Issue: 13
Volume: 3.33
Release Date: Tue Feb 13 13:33:19 SAST 2001

Lazy Editor, Big Kahuna, The man with no shame: Wizdumb
Lazy Co-Editor, Conspiracy Theorist, The guy with the shades: Pneuma
Ereet k0urier of the 0h-d4y, and, like, totally coastal dude, man: Jus

Ereet Lazy afrikaans guy we know who sez he'll write summing sometime: Kokey

Krew this Ish: Wizdumb, Pneuma, Jus, Olmec, Sigma, Moe1

Shout Outz To: Gevil, Kokey, Jus, JC, Aragon, Olmec, DrSmoke, Shaddow,
               Cyberphreak, afx, k-rad-bob, b0g, Rabbit, Ethy, Sigma,
               aKt0r, d0tslash, b10z, Vortexia, Phrack

Special Propz: to the netsluts that populate hacking-related IRC channels
               around the world. We can't say we'd do what you're doing
               personally, but we feel it to be a great thing for the
               ego's of deprived hax0rz everywhere -- well done and keep
               up the good work! ;-)

Fuck Youz To: Pneuma's mom; for never giving me sexx0r, Anyone who likes
              a sport, The First World, Everyone with more bandwidth than me,
              Kids, Babies, Parents, Families, And the South African
              Police service for being the losers who couldn't find any
              better jobs ;-P

Oh: Yea. I've been completely computer-less and out of the scene for the past 
    8 months or so. I would explain the why's and what's of it all, but it'z 
    fuqn b0ring. ;-P I still don't have a PC, but I'm working on getting one,
    and Pneuma was kind enough to lend me his fBSD boxlet.

The cops: Stole my cellphone. My new one is @ +27 (72) 210-4850 (GMT+2). I'd
          dig to start getting calls from random overseas weirdo's again. :-)

FK Subscriptions: Send mail to minimalist@security.za.net with the subject
                  "subscribe fk" to get new issues of FK e-mailed to you
                  as they are released.

Book of the month: Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk (ISBN 0-099-28333-6)
Site of the Month: http://www.projectmayo.com

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     <-*-> The Kredz
     <-*-> Contentz
     <-*-> Editorial

     <-*-> Hacking the Cyber Xpress Internet Kiosk by Wizdumb
     <-*-> Hacking in Switched Environments by Olmec
     <-*-> mIRC 5.41 DoS by Moe1
     <-*-> M-Web Dialup Hostname Reference by Sigma
     <-*-> Just how stupid Diana PABXs are by Wizdumb
     <-*-> More Vodacom VMB hacking nonsense by Wizdumb
     <-*-> Fun with Windoze Networking by Wizdumb
     <-*-> "The Blob", And other true tales of stupidity by Wizdumb

     <-*-> Big Ugly Bloated Mailbag
     <-*-> Forthcoming Attraqshunz
     <-*-> Outro

     -+< pHr3e k0dEz!@#$ >+-

     <-x-> Re-modelled Java TCP Socket API by Wizdumb
     <-x-> FK Survey by Wizdumb & Jus
     
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Okay! Okay. I'm a lazy fucking shmoe. But I haven't had a computer of my
own for the last 8 months (I'm not a rich kiddie like yall, I fish my
hardware out of office trash cans mostly), so it's been difficult. Pneuma
was kind enough to lend me his BSD boxlet, and I had a few days free, so I
made this issue of FK from scratch.

There have been many FK drafts which were never released between this one
and the last, because of my lack of hardware and time. I slapped this
issue together in 4 days, just to have something to release to tell y'all
that we're around n stuff, heh. Yeah, I know FK was s'posed to be dead,
but Kokey is a lazy shmoe, so EMI didn't happen.

I have, however, had a lot of time to think away from my computer, and I
now believe I have the strategy which will grant me complete world domination.

EMI will be playing with some different media, and FK will continue as
before regularly (and maybe even with an article or two from Kokey if he
stops being a lazy bastich :-P). I'll spend some time on this upcoming
issue of FK, and release an issue that hopefully doesn't suck too badly
this Good Friday the 13th.

Many other exciting projects that may, but probably won't, interest you
are on their way. :-)

Peace,
Wizdumb <wizdumb@leet.org>

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I was quite excited to see a CyberXpress Internet Kiosk nearby my house,
this being the first "internet booth" I had seen deployed in SA (The Post
Office's PIT (Public Information Terminal) thingymabobbies are on their
way but aren't really around yet I think).

The machine runs Windows NT, and has this goofy web-browser written by
CyberXpress - or so at least, they claimed on their website. Truth be
told, they wrote a GUI, and imbedded Internet Explorer 5 into their
application el-elito VB k0der style.

And although they don't allow URL's with things like "file://", they do
seem to allow URL's with just "//".

Oh dear. I'd best shut my mouth now before it all just gets too easy.

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Setting a channel key with 435 characters or more would cause all mIRC
5.41 clients to crash. However some IRCD's restrict the amount of
characters allowed for the +k command.

Windows NT:
Exception access violation (0xc0000005), Address 0x0048821a

Windows 98:
MIRC32 caused an invalid page fault
in module MIRC32.EXE at 015f:0048821a.

Registers:
EAX=78787878 CS=015f EIP=0048821a EFLGS=00010206
EBX=004dcfa4 SS=0167 ESP=0087fbe4 EBP=0087fbf0
ECX=00000000 DS=0167 ESI=004dd140 FS=18e7
EDX=00000cbc ES=0167 EDI=004dcfa0 GS=0000

Bytes at CS:EIP:
83 78 38 00 74 3c 68 f4 c4 4d 00 8b 45 0c 50 e8 

Stack dump:
004d9920 004d9ec4 00000005 0087fc10
00467b47 00000cbc 004d9ec4 00000003
00000001 004e4779 004d9934 00da9218
00469576 00000003 004e4779 00000001 

thats all from me...
moe1@mailbox.co.za

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             .o (( Hacking in Switched Environments By Olmec )) o.
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-[Contents:]

Introduction.
Switched Environments: Definition and Examples.
Common sense.

-[This article serves to explain the problems switched environments can
pose to common techniques employed on networks.]

-[Introduction:]

Today LAN environments are evolving to support their increased load, and
need for security. The easiest way to achieve both is to move to a
switched network; herein conversations become private and load on each
node's NIC is reduced. Essentially each node is only aware of
conversations it's implicitly involved in. The complexity of the switched
network depends on what solution the LAN needs. Different Layered switches
are used here.

-[Switched Environments:]

Switches route (yes, yes wrong word) packets based on various levels of
information. Each level consists of a unique set (to those levels below
it) and each level above it has a unique set:

	Layer 1:        This is the underlying network medium [Ed: Physical 
			Layer] usually Ethernet, but can be Token-Ring etc.
	Layer 2:        This is the Data-link layer.  This is the level
			that devices using the Layer 1 medium use to
			communicate.  Datagrams here have a unique physical
			address that they use it identify themselves.
			Each datagram transmitted from a node has both the
			source and destination address (MAC address)
			present.
	Layer 3:        This is the Network layer.  Essentially the
			protocol used to communicate on top of Layer 2
			datagrams.  For instance packets have unique 
			IP addresses and TOS fields (IPX and IP).
	Layer 4:        This is the Transport layer.  Sockets and Layer 3
			packet contents are unique to this layer.

[Ed: For the sake of making things a bit clearer, these are the three OSI
     layers that don't apply to switching...

     Layer 5: The Session Layer. This layer manages communication sessions -
	      service requests and responses and all that junk.
     Layer 6: The Presentation Layer - coding and conversion functions for the
	      application layer - like ASCII or MPEG or whatever.
     Layer 7: The Application Layer - Provides services directly to
	      applications.

     Okay. Now I've confused you even more than Olmec has. That wasn't my
     intention. I just wanted to get the full picture intact for yall so I can 
     show you how it fits together, so Olmec's terminology makes a bit more
     sense to yall dumbasses :) Aight...

     User information from the Application layer is converted to data
     That data is then converted into segments
     Segments are converted to packets or datagrams
     Those are converted to frames
     And frames are converted to bits

  -------------------------------------------------------------------------
  |                 |                 | Application     |                 |
  -------------------------------------------------------------------------
  |                 |                 | Presentation    |                 |
  -------------------------------------------------------------------------
  |                 | Upper Layer Data| Session         | PDU             |
  -------------------------------------------------------------------------
  | TCP Header      | Upper Layer Data| Transport       | Segment         |
  -------------------------------------------------------------------------
  | IP Header       | Data            | Network         | Packet          |
  -------------------------------------------------------------------------
  | LLC Header      | Data            | Data-Link       | Frame           |
  -------------------------------------------------------------------------
  | MAC Header      | Data            | Physical        | Bits            |
  -------------------------------------------------------------------------
  |                 | 101110101       |                 |	          |
  -------------------------------------------------------------------------

  You dig? Hokay, back to Olmec... ]

For example a Layer 2 switch can switch packets based on source and
destination physical address. Layer 3 switches can switch on protocol
information, protocol type and socket addresses. Layer 4 switches can
switch based on connections i.e. complete sockets, as well as switch side
ports, rules can also be applied on top of this further limiting
conversations.

There are essentially two types of conversations, direct and broadcast.  
Direct conversations are those that sender knows the exact address of the
receiver and needs only to communicate with it.  Broadcast conversations
are those that hosts, either lacking higher level config (IP address
assigned over DHCP for example). The use of various switches depends on
the need of the network.  For instance, refer to [Figure 1] here direct
conversations between PC 1 and PC 2 are private from both the Layer 4
switch and any other network device, except the Layer 2 switch they both
are connected to.

+------+                     +------+                       +-----+
| PC 1 |                     | PC 2 |   ..............      | YOU |
+------+                     +------+                       +-----+
	\                   /
	 +----------------+
	 | Layer 2 Switch |     +----------------------------+
	 +----------------+     | PC 3 (central DHCP server) |
			   \    +----------------------------+
			    \       |
			     +----------------+         +----------+
			     | Layer 4 Switch |=========| Internet |
			     | With rule set  |         +----------+
			     +----------------+
		-[Figure 1]

A layer four switch has the ability to route packets based on physical
addresses, IP addresses and ports. This allows rule-sets to be established
in order to further increase network security (i.e. sales cant get to
accounts etc). The problem is that each of these implementations has several 
drawbacks these will be discussed later.

-[Network Enumeration in switched environments:]

Note: please refer to the LAN detailed in Figure One

Ok, so you have plugged into the LAN (into the layer 2 switch) and you
need to know what's what and where. Here are your detailed options:

1.      You can send out an IP packet that is corrupt, in the sense that the
	IP address is (255.255.255.255) or send to a lower level physical
	address (FF-FF-FF-FF-FF-FF).  One of two things is going to happen:

1.1     The Layer 2 switch is going to drop the packet (this is bad) and/or
	kill the port for a period. However, the MAC (FF-FF-FF-FF-FF-FF) is a
	broadcast address, so it will most probably be sent to all active
	ports on the switch (see below). The Layer 2 switch is going to
	broadcast that packet to all PCs on the LAN (this is better).
	Information regarding PCs on the LAN can be determined from the
	resulting packets. However due to the nature of the packet, most PCs
	are likely to drop it. The beauty of MS LANs is that they essentially
	run on several broadcast protocols, NetBEUI and their Samba.
	
2.      You can send various DHCP/BOOTP requests out, however for this to
	work, you need to know the IP of the DHCP server.  However I
	have found that MS's DHCP seems to respond (at least in part) to
	requests with invalid source and destination IPs. The response is
	sufficient to gain the DHCP servers IP.

2.1     There are several protocols that are broadcast over the LAN, (WINS
	and ARP are excellent examples). These are too complex to explain
	now but ICMP errors and ARP requests are magic.
	[Wizdumb: Connectionless protocols in WAN environments is just asking
	for it.] BOOTP is also another excellent example. BOOTP servers respond
	to some of the most mundane requests. Its broadcast, and very easy to
	gain information.

3.      One can use directional broadcast pings, this does however require
	knowledge of subnets i.e. the first 24 bits of the IP address. Thus
	all machines on that subnet will respond:

3.1     ping 192.168.1.255 
	all machines on 192.168.1.0/24 will respond.

4.      Another method, similar to that described in 3 above, developed in
	co-operation with Aragon, is a SYN-BROADCAST. Herein a TCP packet,
	with the SYN flag set is sent to a broadcast address.

4.1     The resulting responses are very interesting. 99% of the time, windows
	boxes will respond with a RST/ACK. Thus detection of M$ boxes (NT
	and 98 inc.) can be reliably done without much LAN noise being
	generated (see article on SZN with regards to logging SYN scans).
        [Ed: SZN is @ www.security.za.net]

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Wyzewun's Wordz of Wizdumb...

Okay. I officialy suck. I accidentaly deleted Sigma's article and I don't
really have time to get it again before release of FK. But this would be
the second article on a topic like this in FK anyway, and although it's
cool, it's not really the place for it. I'll hack up some PHP3 code to
cough up info about M-Web and SAIX dialup hostnames and put it up @
www.mdma.za.net/dialup

If any of y'all other niggaz wanna contribute info regarding the dynamically
assigned hostnames at your ISP it'd rock - send them off to wizdumb@leet.org
and I'll add them to the page.

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I worked somewhere where we had Diana installed, and a PC with TelTrace,
the goofy Win16 proggy that Telkom use for monitoring and logging calls on
their PABX systems. The idea is that each employee has their own personal
three-digit phone code for gaining access to an outside line. An employee
dials 0, then their personal phone code, and then the number they want to
dial. Or, they dial 0, Press "Redial" to dial the phone code of the last
person who used the phone, and call away. Ummm. Okay. This is cool.

I don't know why more South African phreaks don't start abusing PABXs.
It's not like they log failed phone code entries or anything, and they
have them installed at all of the places that deserve to have
international phone calls billed to them.

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Vodago Customer Support (082114) is now largely self-service. You phone it
up and press 1 for help /w voice mail, 2 for help /w sms, etc. etc.

Should you get hold of some-one's cellphone physically, you can reset
their VMB without any need of operator assistance by dialling 114,
pressing 1, and then 2 - to reset the VMB. Hmmm. :-/

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Windoze will not allow certain characters in your NetBIOS name when setting it
through the control panel, but does allow you to use those same characters
quite happily if you just set it in the registry. I played with a few values
and got some interesting error messages...

,----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| NetBIOS Name | NT4 | W98 | Error Message (Parsed NetBIOS Name)             |
|--------------+-----+-----+-------------------------------------------------|
| FOO          | Yes | Yes | None (FOO)                                      |
|--------------+-----+-----+-------------------------------------------------|
| ..           | No  | Yes | NT4 - The parameter is incorrect (..)           |
|--------------+-----+-----+-------------------------------------------------|
| .\FO.\O      | No  | No  | NT4 - The parameter is incorrect (FO.\O)        |
|              |     |     | W98 - Cannot enumerate a non-container (O)      |
|--------------+-----+-----+-------------------------------------------------|
| FOO.\        | No  | No  | NT4 - The parameter is incorrect (none shown)   |
|              |     |     | W98 - Standard error message (none shown)       |
|--------------+-----+-----+-------------------------------------------------|
| FOO.\BAR     | No  | No  | NT4 - The parameter is incorrect (BAR)          |
|              |     |     | W98 - Cannot enumerate a non-container (BAR)    |
|--------------+-----+-----+-------------------------------------------------|
| .\\FOO       | No  | No  | NT4 - The parameter is incorrect (\FOO)         |
|              |     |     | W98 - Cannot enumerate a non-container (FOO)    |
|--------------+-----+-----+-------------------------------------------------|
| .\\\\FOO     | No  | No  | NT4 - The parameter is incorrect (\\\FOO)       |
|              |     |     | W98 - Cannot enumerate a non-container (FOO)    |
`----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

There can be no doubt that there's some very buggy parsing being done on these
somewhere, and chances are there's something interesting to be found with
this. I only had a day to play around with this, and I don't have a computer
of my own, let alone a network of my own, so don't expect me to take this any
further, for now at least.

Windoze will happily cough up a list of characters which are not allowed -
start playing with those. And be careful of having an overly long computer
name coz VNetSup will freak out and you'll get recurring general protection
faults in Explorer.Exe when you boot up.

That's all from now. Some more interesting Win32 trix on their way from
yours truly next issue. Booyakasha.

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It's 4AM. Pneuma, myself, and our pet jew, Gary, are walking back to
Pneuma's place from a party. Yeah, Yeah, I know. We're losers. But Pneuma
hasn't gotten a car yet, and Gary got his license revoked for slamming his
car into a policeman on a motorbike while stoned. And me? Well, I, uuuh, I
am, uuuuh, uhm, irrelevant to this story.

A voice coming out of the bushes at the side of the road.
"Weit! Weit foh me!"

It sounds kinda scary, but high-pitched enough for it to be a 5 year old
girl or summing, so we stop. And then from god-knows-where, this, like,
30-something year old black chick waddles out holding a quart of castle
lager in one hand.

And she waddles all the way up to us.
And she stops.

And we look at her.
And she looks at us.

.

We start walking again.

And she's walking with us, and we're starting to get just a little
worried, and I'm about to open my mouth to say something when she whines

"Help me!"
In the same super-scary high pitched voice as before.

So we stop.
And turn to her.

"What?"

"Weit! Weit foh me!"

We start walking again.

Pneuma & Gary are starting to walk at a brisker pace.
"Uuuuuh, I'm gonna catch up with my friends now"
"No! No! No!"
"Uuuh, yes yes yes."
"NO! NO! NO!"

And then we had to outrun the hideous drunken blob-woman, which basically
required us to walk at a quasi-brisk pace, while she wobbled along
unbelievably slowly behind us. But she didn't fucking *stop* waddling
after us until she lost sight of us completely.

We never saw her again and for that we are immensely thankful.

Those particular parties always tend to get kinda strange though. Next one
I go to, some guy crawls across to where I'm sitting from the other side
of the chillroom and starts feeling my beanbag. Slowly, he raises his eyes
to meet mine, which are watching him in horror, looks at me and murmors:

"... Where do you plug it in?"

"... What, the beanbag?"

And he nods.

I'm speechless, and he's on god-knows-how-much-of-what, so he's just
staring at me. But fortunately enough, he resolved his (rather odd) little
dilemna for himself:

"... We need the extension cord."

And he crawls across to the other chillroom looking for it.

I never saw him again personally, but a friend of mine says he saw him in
the other chill room humping a beanbag against the wall and screaming

"I'm plugging it in!!! I'm plugging it in!!!"

Sometimes I think I'm crazy. But it's usually not long before I realise
that the rest of the world is even worse. Thought I'd better include these
experiences in this issue so y'all stay aware that I could be
much, much worse. :-P

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                      .o (( Big Ugly Bloated Mailbag )) o.
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From: "Riaan van der linde" <riaan@lantic.net>
To: <wizdumb@leet.org>
Subject: Fw: About a note
Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 20:04:04 +0200
MIME-Version: 1.0
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	boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0017_01C0062A.CBB984E0"
X-Priority: 3
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200

Hi, my name is Riaan van der linde

[ Hi, my name is Andrew Lewis ]

I want to know something please.

[ Pneuma has a genital wart. He showed me.
  Or did you mean you want to know something else? ]

I saw in issue 9 of FK that you (or someone) described how a credit card works
I want to buy myself a notebook with a credit card number.

[ I would also quite like to buy myself a notebook with a credit card
  number. I hear the banks give you those. Maybe you should try them. ]

Could you please tell me if it will work if i create my own number and name.
And what the chances are in being cought.

[ Oh god. ]

Thanx in advance
Riaan

---------------------------------

From: "Riaan van der linde" <riaan@lantic.net>
To: <wizdumb@leet.org>
Subject: Tried
Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 20:17:44 +0200
MIME-Version: 1.0
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X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200

Dear wizdumb...

I've tried to buy a notebook from incredible connection but i can get
through the autorization, can you tell me what is wrong and mabe give me a
cc number that works

[ Oh my god, I ignored him and he still tried to do it. The bit I can't
  figure out is why just because he's proved he's a *complete* caveman, I
  should give him illegaly acquired credit card numbers. ]

although i have 24 numbers and all the programs say they work the websites
don't accept them.

[ Life just isn't fair. ]

Please help me in this concern.
Thanx in advance
Riaan

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From: "k-rad-bob" <k-rad-bob@b0g.org>
To: <wizdumb@leet.org>
Subject: h0h0!
Date: Tue, 3 Oct 2000 23:18:50 +0200
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain;
	charset="iso-8859-1"
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thanks for the great and the first in a long series of articles for b0g

[ Yah, I'm sorry, I'll try to submit you some better stuff sometime
  soon. Been busy n stuf. :) ]

im sorry i didnt reply earlier but the email was actually sent to my boss
cuz i forgot to delete the account at the end of the day HEH i also got
him some nice cybersex0r believe it or not but im actually getting fired
haha needless to say im blaming you!

[ Well I'd say thats a cred for us in the FK/b0g cyberwar. :) FK Editor
  get's b0g editor fired!@#$ Booya!@#$ Take that bi0tch!@#$%$ ]

and you should publish all good articles in b0g as well in your new stinky
zine.

[ I hate articles that are in multiple zines. I'll keep my articles for
  b0g as articles exclusively for b0g - you're not gonna steal some real
  content for your zine that way you lazy fuqn punk. :P ]

love you!!!!

[ you too bobby-dearest!!!!! ]

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From: Prasanth Kumar <saanthu@excite.com>
To: marc@EEYE.COM
Subject: from a new bee..
Cc: webster@pis.com.au, wizdumb@leet.org, ejsteven@cs.millerserv.edu,
   zillion@SAFEMODE.ORG
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
X-Mailer: Excite Inbox
X-Sender-Ip: 202.53.78.34

Hi ..

    I had completed my graduation study in Computer Science. These days i
came to know that although i completed my graduate study in Computer Science
i was very lag behind in real world computing while i was watching sites.

[ Help! I spent all my time at college looking at porn and now I don't
  know anything! What do I do?! ]

As i want to become a good programmer in networks i need information about
hacking in grounds of networks and mobile phones, so if you know about the
thing please send me details.

[ I wouldn't know *how* to help this guy even if I wanted to. ]

		     waiting for ur reply...

[ Keep waiting... ]

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From: "ProtZkroG" <protzkrog@gmx.de>
To: <wizdumb@leet.org>
References: <200008291309.PAA22201@syrex.imagine.co.za>
Subject: 3'd mail
Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2000 19:09:06 +0200
MIME-Version: 1.0
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	charset="iso-8859-1"
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if i try to join #b10z on EFNET i get this error = #b10z can't join channel
(need correct key)
how do i fixx0r it ?

[ Fuck, I dunno, that's broken hardcore. Personally, I'd just hit the
  monitor repeatedly and mash ice cream into my forehead - I'm afraid I
  won't be able to help you with that one. :( ]

   <-=-{ ProtZkroG }-=->

   IRC - irc.bubblenet.org.za #warez
   ICQ - 41227092
   e-mail - protzkrog@gmx.de

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From: 123 <slym50@xsinet.co.za>
To: <wizdumb@leet.org>
X-Mailer: Poco, v1.2 (601) - EXPIRED EVALUATION VERSION
Date: Sat, 23 Dec 2000 17:08:48 +0200
X-URL: http://www.pocomail.com/
Subject: Need some help
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="72442205"

Hi , can you please help me , unblock my blacklisted cellphone that i got
from a friend , so i can start using it.
 
I read the forbidden knowledge , but can't get it wright. 

thanks 
-- 123, slym50@xsinet.co.za

[ Something told me that just ripping this dude off all el8'ly in my
  e-zine wasn't enough. I'd been recieving *tons* of stupid mail lately,
  mostly about axz.java (all that mail follows just now), and although I
  think my response was a bit overly dramatic, it was also quite
  amusing... ]

---------------------------------

From: 123 <redrose@mweb.co.za>
Subject: Re: Need some help
To: wizdumb@leet.org
Message-id: <0G6P005YGD91LZ@jhb-proxy.mweb.co.za>
MIME-version: 1.0
X-Mailer: Poco, v1.2 (601) - EXPIRED EVALUATION VERSION
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On Tue, 26 Dec 100 13:46:23 +0000, wizdumb@leet.org wrote: 

> Excuse me, but what the fuck exactly do you think I am? A free cellphone
> hacking service? If your friend's phone is blacklisted it is blacklisted
> for a reason and you can suck my fucking dick.

> E-mail me again and I will have your legs broken. Believe me I can and
> will have this arranged if you insist on being such a nuisance.

> Kindest regards,
> Wizdumb

[ Yeah, I think that might have been a little bit of an over-reaction. ]

You're an ass, who the hell do you think you are. I asked you
nicely...

[ It *was* an over-reaction, but this guy is still a dumbass. I would send
  Pneuma over to his house to rape his dog or something, but, oh, you know, 
  it's such a mission :-P ]

-- 123, redrose@mweb.co.za

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From: julian.castle@bt.com
To: wizdumb@leet.org
Subject: Access
Date: Mon, 17 Jul 2000 15:22:11 +0100
X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2651.88)
MIME-version: 1.0
Content-type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1"

Hiya,
Your password cracker is really impressive, do you know how you recover
which groups/users a database was last opened with?
Say for example if a database was opened and then saved by an exclusive user
so that no-one else could open the database, how would you recover which
user had locked the database?
Any help greatly appreciated,
Julian Castle

[ I dunno, everyone figures since I wrote a script to crack Access97
  databases that I'm some kinda expert. Fuq, I don't care - Access is the
  most boring useless piece of shit out and I'm not greatly concerned
  about it. Sorry bud, you're on your own.

  But thanks for not being a retard. It makes me really happy when I get
  mail from people I don't know who aren't retards. I get even happier
  when non-retards that I know of and admire e-mail me, but that's only
  happened once. :( *Sigh* Oh well. Hi rwx! :P ]

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From: "- SL" <fubaro@hotmail.com>
To: wizdumb@leet.org
Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 05:08:27 GMT
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed
Message-ID: <F126mTVtnmjEKhA9hb400005557@hotmail.com>
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 24 Jul 2000 05:08:27.0351 (UTC) FILETIME=[3359A670:01BFF52D]

HI , i am writing regarding that program you submitted to the neworder site 
which will remove passwords from access. May i ask how i use it? i tried to 
complie it with jdk 1.3 but got 6 errors....can you help me please? thanks

SL

[ I will admit to only testing it with JDK 1.2, but how is "6 errors" supposed
  to help me figure out what you're doing wrong. *Oh*, it must be *those*
  6 errors. I see. Try rm'ing the code, selling your computer and buying a
  hotdog stand. That should fix it. ]

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From: "Alex" <alex.kid@freesbee.fr>
To: <wizdumb@leet.org>
Subject: Microsoft Access
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2000 14:59:25 +0200
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/alternative;
	boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0005_01BFF648.EC3D9400"
X-Priority: 3
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X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300

hi

[ hi. ]

can you send me by mail your Ms Access Pass remover?

[ no. ]

thanks

[ anytime. ]

bye

[ bye now.]

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From: AlbatroZ24@aol.com
Subject: access database window
Sender: uucp <uucp@leet.org>
To: wizdumb@leet.org
Message-id: <29.a090217.26eed7ff@aol.com>
MIME-version: 1.0
X-Mailer: AOL 4.0 for Windows 95 sub 111
Content-type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII"
Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit

Boss:

How can I access the database window of an installed application running in 
MS Access platform.

thanks in advance.

Al

[ Wha? Which way was up again? ]

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From: Andrew Worster <unix_cube@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: microsoft acess
To: wizdumb@leet.org
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Sender: uucp <uucp@leet.org>

HI

if i have the tool for romoving the passwords what do
i do with it?

[ Run it. ]

can you help me?

[ Probably not. ]

Andrew

unix_cube@yahoo.co.uk

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[ And they go on.... ]

From: Josie Love <josielove69@yahoo.com>
Subject: access password remover
To: wizdumb@leet.org
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="0-2103318776-971387208=:10513"

hi, I found your password remover info but had a question: Where do I
enter this programming info? In a certain directory? Please let me know I
am very interested.

[ Aaah... Interesting... So what exactly do these funny squiggles mean? ]

Thanks,
Josie

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To: wizdumb@leet.org
Date: Thu, 9 Nov 2000 14:21:03 +0100
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1
Subject: Need your help...
Priority: normal
X-mailer: Pegasus Mail for Win32 (v3.12aDE)

Hi!

I read your post @ http://neworder.box.sk and i want to ask you for 
your help. I got a Access-DB with a passwort, and i forget it. Can 
you help me in any way like send me your prog. or explain it to 
me? And works your progam also @ Access 2000 ?

[Huh?]

Thanks you a lot....i think you did great....

[No, no, thanks you.]

Bye Chaosphysik

P.s.: The URL for your Post:

http://neworder.box.sk/showme.php3?id=2312 

[ My post? *I* didn't put it there. I guess that's where everyone got it
  though. Oh dear, oh dear. ]

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From: "Bill Vernon Vernon" <cc_is@hotmail.com>
To: wizdumb@leet.org
Subject: Access
Date: Wed, 15 Nov 2000 17:20:47 GMT
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed
Message-ID: <F311c0D543TuylJc0xv0000284a@hotmail.com>
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 15 Nov 2000 17:20:48.0222 (UTC) FILETIME=[653DF7E0:01C04F28]

RE: your script for removing a password from a access database.

As I am a technician and not a programmer how exactly do I use this script 
to remove the password.Sorry if its a stupid question but I have a database 
that took ten years for a friend of mine to compile and if I can break the 
password on this he would be extremely appreciative, as I would if you can 
explain how to use this. Thanks in advance for any reply you send my way.

Bill Vernon

[ It's hard to say something witty in response to the same gay banter
  over and over again. I'm not even gonna try this time round. I forfiet,
  okay?! The ereet A+ guy wins. ]

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From: "Thomas Poelmans" <thomas.poelmans@worldonline.be>
To: <wizdumb@leet.org>
Subject: MS Access 97 hacking program
Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2000 19:07:43 +0100
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/alternative;
	boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0009_01C050C9.AB99B600"
X-Priority: 3
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
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X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300

My name's Thomas and I'm a beginning hacker. Could you send the program to
nuke an Access 97 password?

[ This part I don't understand. How people get my e-mail address and the
  knowledge that I wrote a program to crack Access97 passwords, but not
  the actual code. I dunno. I'm stumped. ]

Thanks
Thomas

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From: "Helpdesk World Online" <helpdesk@wol.be>
To: <wizdumb@leet.org>
Subject: MS Access 97
Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2000 19:09:36 +0100
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/alternative;
	boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0013_01C050C9.ED244680"
X-Priority: 1
X-MSMail-Priority: High
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300

Hi,

My name's Thomas and I'm a beginning hacker. Could you send the program to
nuke an Access 97 password?

[ Woah. Dude. Deja Vu. Hectic. ]

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From: Sven Reising <sven.reising@gmx.net>
To: wizdumb@leet.org
MIME-Version: 1.0
Subject: Crack Access PW
X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
X-Authenticated-Sender: #0000593155@gmx.net
X-Authenticated-IP: [212.185.252.66]
Message-ID: <23818.974715643@www25.gmx.net>
X-Mailer: WWW-Mail 1.5 (Global Message Exchange)
X-Flags: 0001
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit

Hi!

Found your java class to remove Access 97 PW check. Do you know an
application or program to remove PW from any Office program, mostly Access
2000.

[ Why would I know anything about Access? And would you prefer an
  application or a program? Give me specifics damnit!!!@#$ :-P ]

THX,
Sven

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From: "MRIUS SADS" <gatekeeper2009@webmail.co.za>
To: wizdumb@leet.org
X-Mailer: WebMail v2.24R8
X-Sender-Ip: 196.7.178.85
X-Account: 90865
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain

hi im a big fan of your mag. Problem is i cant find the fucken new
issues of it all the sites i know are out of date, last issue i have
is fk10 so please could you tell me were to get the latest copy

[ Yea, finding FK will prob always be a mission. If you really care
  enuff, subscribe to our ghay mailing list or summing - details in the
  kreditz n stuff. ]

thanks

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From: Lee Moon <LeeMoon1@excite.com>
Reply-To: <LeeMoon1@excite.com>
To: wizdumb@leet.org
Subject: Re: Access 97 Password Script
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
X-Mailer: Excite Inbox
X-Sender-Ip: 65.32.29.205

HELP!

I found your script but i have no idea what to do with it. I hope this
reaches someone. Please repond to this email address. Thank you!

[ It reached no-one. You will recieve no response. Forget everything you
  ever heard about MS Access. *Jedi Hand Wave*. ]

Lee

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From: "Johnny Chow" <johnny.chow@aastocks.com>
To: <wizdumb@leet.org>
Subject: Access password crack.
Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 18:58:30 -0000
Message-ID: <NEBBLHBFOMLBIHIPIKFECEHMCGAA.johnny.chow@aastocks.com>
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain;
	charset="big5"
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Importance: Normal

Sir,

I saw your post about cracking access 97 file password.
It is something like a java code.

[ Yes, you could say it is something like that. ]

I put it into a dot java file and try to compile it but it throw an exception.

Is there an easy way for me to crack my access file please ?

[ Probably. But that doesn't mean I'm gonna waste my own time crawling
  around the net for you looking for MS-Access-Craq-For-Retards.Exe
  because you're too dumb to compile my code. :) ]

Thanks for your knowledge very much.

[ No no no, thank *you* for *your* knowledge. If everyone wasn't as dumb
  as you, no-one would even *read* my e-zine! ]

Johnny.

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From: Bao Vu <baovu2000@yahoo.com>
Subject: member
To: wizdumb@leet.org
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii

Hello!
I would like to become a member, can you tell me how
to join. Thank you

[ Uuuh, join what? I think you may be a "member" already. ]

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 -/- Sentinel by d0tslash
 -/- Even More Gay Useless Win32 Trix from Wizdumb
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 <*> I dunno, fuq, I'll get some stuff - sorry this issue sucked so much. :)

 <*> Volume 3, Issue 14 due for release April, Good Friday the 13th, 2001.

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You are going to die. Fragments of you will live on in the things you left
behind and in minds of those who you touched. And then, those too will be gone.

Entropy is such a bitch.

Before civilization, the human population would be culled and kept strong
as a species just by having to survive the primitive world they lived
in. Simple natural selection  I suppose most people
would say that in an advanced civilization, natural selection should
depend on intelligence. But how can this be so when each individual is
born into a completely random socio-economical environment which is gonna
fuck all progress. If you're super-smart, and you're born in Somalia - too
fucking bad for you. If you're a complete retard and have a rich family,
or live in a country which will afford you decent educational & work
facilities, well, that's great.

Mankind cannot progress as a species fast enough to beat the rate of
entropy if the collective human resources of the planet are being wasted
at such an alarming rate. Our civilization rapidly loses resources, while
it grows bloated and stupid. The species goes nowhere, trying to get
somewhere, to somehow evolve.

The problem is that evolution worked before because only the most
efficient members of a species would survive to copy their genetic
material. This doesn't happen in modern society. Noted evolutions in man
since modern times include only dropping of redundancies like wisdom teeth
and appendixes - our species is *not* positively evolving.

Mankind is slowly dying, and nothing could be sadder than the fact that
it's still gurgling on, dying the horribly over-dramatic death of a thing 
that was never really any good anyway.

The time has come for you to realise that civilization *wants* you to
subvert it. At this stage in the game, it really is the only possible way
you could do it any good.

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