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# Dear Johnny Asscroft

An ode to former US Attorney General John Ashcroft, concocted by one angry Swedish teenager

    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    Freedom ain't slavery
    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    Drugs are bad m'kay
    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    Virtue ain't a married man
    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    Dissent ain't unamerican

    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    Fuck you and your newspeak
    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    Murder ain't to be meek
    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    Can you say "Oh my God"
    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    Or are you just a retard?

    Buckle up the Bible belt!
    Read the good Old Testament!
    Yeah go flagellate yourself!
    Smoke some crack from Heaven sent!

    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    Porn's from California
    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    But Satan makes you hornier
    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    I ain't one to condemn
    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    But you deserve an ass-rend

    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    Habeas corpus
    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    Meat and potatoes
    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    Posse comitatus
    Dear Johnny Asscroft
    Show me your papers!

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