Capital of Nasty Electronic Magazine
Volume I, Issue XVI, Year MCMXCVI AD
Monday, October 7th, 1996
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1.      Readers and abortion.
2.      Colin's Quicks.
3.	Women according to a woman.
4.      What, me worry?  by Jason McIsaac

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1.      Readers and abortion.

Date sent:      30 Sep 96 06:00:54 +0100
From:           chiarito@cli.di.unipi.it (Rudi Chiarito)


Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro (rakam@io.org) wrote:
>>Remember, life is a gift, a miracle.  An
>>abortion is just as bad as killing someone.  I do
>>not care if the body is yours and you do whatever
>>you like with it.  Next time use a condom.  Do as


Melissa (rava@jb.com) wrote:
>Fuck you. You would do well to remember that if there
>is a God, he has told us not to judge the actions of
>others. Save it for Armageddon and mind your own damn
>business. Those of us who don't believe in God and
>happen to recognize that this world is grossly
>over-populated will continue to do the right thing
>in taking whatever steps necessary to avoid exacerbating
>the population problem. Life ain't so fucking precious
>when you don't have space, food, or resources to
>support it.

YOU BITCH. Either use condoms/pills or think about tubal ligation
(I know it would mean unplugging your brain.. sorry). Or forget
about sex. Wasnt it meant for reproduction only?
If you wanna have fun, well.. be ready for the consequences. Or go
buy a vibrator. It makes you feel good, it doesn't come up with
silly excuses for being late (it's NEVER late) or complain if YOU
are late. Plus it won't leave you all of a sudden for another
woman.
Ain't technology wonderful?

>Cheers,
>Melissa/Rava

You suck.

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2.      Colin's quicks.


How you know you have to find a new ISP:

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Your message to scinet.scinet.net was rejected.
I said:
    MAIL From:<leandro@ifront.com>
And scinet.scinet.net responded with
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3.	Women according to a Woman

        Leandro, perhaps it's better if I explain to you how
women function (not that you are stupid, but because, by being
a woman myself, I understand and know a little more of what is
going on inside their heads:)
        So, there is this particular race which is the female
world, that for some odd cultural reasons is NEVER clear, especially
with the male.  There is this constant fight, just like the cat with
the mouse, and usually in the end, the male ends up going crazy or
almost.  From a woman never expect clarity (there is the usual
exception of course).  If she is upset at you, sometimes she doesn't
even know why: she does it to keep you on a leash.  Or perhaps because
you reminded her of her dad, or you made her feel guilty.  She can't
forgive you, but she doesn't have the guts to tell you.  A woman
rarely knows how to have fun, and if she does, it's never with her
partner.  If she goes out with someone else (a friend, a relative)
she becomes happy and excited.  If her partner is too caring, she
thinks he is TOO nice.  If he is a little rough, he's a jerk.  She's
never happy!  Also, don't expect to be able to have a normal, rational
discussion with her: she is not capable of doing so.  She prefers
long silences, and she expects that you know exactly what goes on in
her head.
        This is the whole picture, a little bit depressing I must admit.
Don't get me wrong, not EVERYONE is like this, but usually that is what
you'll find out there! =)

from a letter by
        Rosalba Nattero

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4.      What, me worry?

* Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
  drink and drive?

* Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

* Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

* Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of
  parachutes?

* Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is
  prohibited there?

* Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

* Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
  situations?

* How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the
  mornings?

* If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there
  locks on the doors?

* If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

* If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON
  stick to the pan?

* If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it
  from a height, what would happen?

* If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens
  when you turn on the headlights?

* You know how most packages say "Open here".  What is the
  protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

* Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the
  drive-up ATM?

* Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

* Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's
  called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, 
  it's called cargo?

* You know that little indestructible black box that is used on
  planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same 
  substance?

* Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
  you turn down the volume on the radio?

* Did you know who in 1923 was:
    1.  President of the largest steel company? 
    2.  President of the largest gas company?
    3.  President of the New York Stock Exchange? 
    4.  Greatest wheat speculator?
    5.  President of the Bank of International Settlement? 
    6.  Great Bear of Wall Street?

* These men should have been considered some of the world's
  most successful men.  At least they found the secret of 
  making money.  Now more than 55 years later, do you know 
  what has become of these men?

    1. The President of the largest steel company, Charles Schwab,
       died a pauper.
    2. The President of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, is
       insane.
    3. The President of the N.Y.S.E., Richard Whitney, was released
       from prison to die at home.
    4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad,
       penniless.
    5. The President of the Bank of International Settlement shot
       himself.
    6. The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Rivermore, died of
       suicide.
     
 * The same year, 1923, the winner of the most important golf
   championship, Gene Sarazan, won the U.S. Open and PGA 
   Tournaments.
      Today he is still playing golf and is solvent.
     
     CONCLUSION:  STOP WORRYING ABOUT BUSINESS AND
                  START PLAYING GOLF

Brought to you by Jason McIsaac (jason@ifront.com)

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