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    '   anada           "We Are Pantera Fans In Love"            08 jan  '
   '     255                       by Alek                        2001    '
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 morbid angel
 ************
 you rule because you put pentagrams on yr cds
 i like that song 'where the slime live'
 the singer dood uses that weird vocal effect
 and it has that fucking awesome guitar solo too
 oh
 and it kinda rawks too

 emperor
 *******
 sometimes
 you guys play so fucking loud
 that i cant hear the vocals
 like during that song
 'ye entrancemperium'
 its all fast and shit though
 and it rules too

 cannibal corpse
 ***************
 you use the word cunt alot
 and you have scarey artwork
 mutilation
 is
 awesome

 cradle of filth
 ***************
 you guys are silly looking
 you have corpse paint and spikey wristbands
 the singer dood rules
 these guys like to say cunt alot too
 cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
 
 anal cunt
 *********
 cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
 
 circle of dead children
 ***********************
 you guys have you logo written in heavy metal font
 which autmatically makes you rule
 and you have a kick ass name
 grrrrrrooooaaaarrr!!!!!
 
 opeth
 *****
 you like to play yr acoustic guitars in the forest
 and then play yr electric guitars in the snow
 
 metallica
 *********
 why do you suck so badly now?
 just play 'fade to black' and shut the fuck up
 
 slayer
 ******
 i dont really like you
 but you put pentagrams on yr cds
 so, uh, yeah.
 
 motley crue
 ***********
 you guys have sex with lots of groupies
 you have lots of stds
 and made sucky songs
 die vince neil
 die tommy lee
 and die you two other bitches whos name i dont know
 
 iron maiden
 ***********
 you guys are okay
 until that dood starts singing
 he sucks
 
 king diamond/mercyful fate
 **************************
 that song king diamond sang
 'no presents for christmas'
 is a fucking brillant piece of songwriting
 get it from napster
 or die
 
 the unholy
 **********
 its a good thing
 that not many other people have heard yr song 'the pact'
 you are the gayest band i have ever heard
 
 satyricon
 *********
 if yr like from norway or whatever
 do you have to wear corpsepaint
 and spikey wristbands
 and praise odin and junk?
 are you guys even from norway?
 just wondering
 im tired
 
 morbid angel part 2
 *******************
 s
 a
 t
 a
 n
 
 listens to opera
 
 megadeth
 ********
 you have always sucked
 and always will
 how could someone get kicked out of metallica
 for being a drunk?
 
 ac/dc
 *****
 you would think
 that when yr shitty ass singer died
 youd get one that could actually sing
 
 old mans child
 **************
 maybe you should stop improvising yr lyrics
 and learn how to speak english
 fargin swedes
 you do wear armour though
 thats kinda cool
 
 at the gates
 ************
 i used to hate you
 but then again i used to listen to swing music
 
 pantera
 *******
 phil anselmo
 you should not sing about disliking homosexuals on anal cunt cds
 when you are a homosexual
 who had butt sex with trent reznor
 its just not right
                                                                            
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 `   anada255   by Alek                             (c) 2001 anada e'zine   `
