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          A       "The State of the Ghetto Address"    aNAda #15   A
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     A                        by Bosplaya              02/16/00         A
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        Yup this is my rant, cause I sit an I see all this shit going on and
 I tell only a limited few.  But now this nigga got the benefits of mass
 media!  So I figure I can climb the tower an take out everything that moves.

        So, I will have my list of the top ten things that will catch you an
 asswhooping.


  1. My first rant is: no matter where I am or what I'm doing, white women
     will look at me in fear like Ima eat they kids.  Umm excuse me, but
     wasn't Jeffery Dahmer white?  How many niggas you know eat people?  Get
     real for a second: we will shoot you, rob you, beat the hell out of you,
     some of us will even rape you, but we don't eat children.

  2. People who spout they mouth off about gangs.  How many of them actually
     know what goes on besides what they see on MTV or any "gangsta" movie?
     Not a damn one of them.  Have no idea what the flavor of the koolaid is
     but they dipping in it an shit.  Basically, don't open your mouth unless
     you're damn well able to back that shit up.
 
  3. Police... you knew I was gonna throw them in?  Yup, police.  Where do
     they get off telling me what I can and can't do?  Sure I can see a
     purpose for catching real criminals, but busting weed smokers and my
     birthday party?  Aren't there real criminals to catch?  They have no
     common sense.  The reason for breaking into my party was they had a
     burglary report.  How many people you know gonna break into a house and
     then throw a party?  But hey, that's ok, I still left my party with
     alcohol, so they can eat a dick.  I think every cop should have to take
     a bullet before they get a gun.  There is too many trigger happy cops
     running around.  A cop shoot someone, he should be charged with murder
     right off the bat--then if he can clear his name in court, then it's all
     good.  I'm tired of police shooting niggas an getting by with it.  Oh
     yeah: FUCK ONETIME.
  
  4. People who spout they mouths off about crime and punishment.  I'm not
     talking about child molesters and rapists.  I'm talking about your
     common everyday thug shit.  You know god damn well these muthafuckas
     wouldn't be slanging that shit if they had to the time.
 
  5. People who slang all this shit how they gonna beat your ass and what
     not, but when they do actually see you, they standin stiff like a scared
     bitch.  Bottom line: don't talk shit unless you're actually willing to
     back that shit up.  I mean really--talking shit to me or about me is
     just going to result in an asswhooping.  So please, at least attempt to
     fight back.
 
  6. Messicans.  Fuckers reproduce a fucking slut at a singles bar. These
     people are like cockroaches, once you see one and kill it, 6546546546546
     pop up in its place.  Ron Jeremy is a messican; I went the longest time
     thinking he was some type of narcisist because he was a porn god.  Until
     I found out he was a fat greasy messican; I almost threw up.  Now all
     the signs and shit are coming in two languages, english and spanish.  If
     they gonna sneak into our country, they could at least spend a minute or
     two in they lil 7 million people in a 5 ft house arrangement to learn
     english.  Why must we have to learn they language?  I never been to
     tacoland.  Don't see any messicans speaking ebonics now, do we?  I
     remember a time when Dubuque had like 5 messicans.  Now we got like 1
     million of the fuckers.  I know this is my rant article, but what's the
     quickest way to make a group of messicans disappear?  Say Greencard
     check, and watch em run.
 
  7. Jesus freaks, I mean really.  If they is a jesus, his ass probably up in
     heaven with god laughin at all y'all stupid asses bein like, ok, we got
     all these stupid muthafuckas to follow us, but we still ain't giving
     them shit.  Do you really want to wait till your dead to find out that
     jesus is a pedophile with a sick sense of humor?  No, I'll just make
     sure I'm going to hell off the bat.  That way, when I see the jesus
     freaks down there, at least I won't be surprised.
 
  8. Rednecks.  I just dont see how it's cool to inbreed, own a pick-up, and
     own so-tight-your-nuts-gonna-shrivel-into-dust jeans.  Whatever's cool
     about that particular sub-culture I do not know, but bet I don't whoop
     they ass out of principal alone.  Riding around with they confederate
     flags, umm, excuse me, haven't you realized in the civil war y'all got
     beat a like a nazi in Compton at midnight?  Somebody shit in they
     genetic pool.  My last thing to say on this: Being like Willy Nelson's
     rat ass ain't cool.  Just say no to hicks.

  9. White suburbia gansgter rappers.  Let me clarify this point: I have no
     beef with white rappers in general, just the ones who think they
     ganstas.  So you mean to tell me that in your suburb you lived a hard
     gangsta life Mr. White rapper?  Your fake ass can't even "rap" a fucking
     present.  So please stick to mowing the lawn or playing checkers with
     your "crew" and leave the gangsta shit to real niggas.

 10. The thing that pisses me off the most: people who can't seem to take a
     fucking hint.  The obvious is in front of them, but somehow or another
     they refuse to see it.  I mean really, get a clue.  To people who
     actually see what's going on, you look like a fucking crybaby and a damn
     retard.  Open your eyes, dumbfuck.  It's like one of those monkeys who
     tries to put the circle block into the square block like 5 million
     times.  After the first time, maybe even second... it just gets plain
     retarded.  So wipe your little pussy ass eyes, get some hair on your
     nuts, and move on.

        So here is my list of the top ten things that piss me off, not to say
 that if you don't do any of these things I won't whoop your pathetic ass,
 I'll probably just do it for the fuck of it.  So keep in mind this shit and,
 of course, have a nice day.

        Copyright 2000 Bosplaya (tm).  This is covered under the
        you steal my shit and I will kill everyone you ever knew license.

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